10 reviews by Mitt Romney..
Land of Illusion

2012-11-06
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Fuck.

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-10-29
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Couple of 47 percenters right there, am I right folks? Get that Hussein Obama crap outta here! Just a little over a week, folks, then it will be: "free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, the president ain't black!" Uh, you're welcome.

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-10-29
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Oh, yeah...I forgot to mention that I hate gays, too. So, that's another reason to vote for me: no blacks, no gays.

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SpellCaster

2012-10-29
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Okay, I'm being told to clarify some of that. Now, when I say "no" blacks or gays, it doesn't necessarily mean that they will either be placed into camps or otherwise "taken care of" *wink* *wink*, it simply means that they will be shorn of any political influence or power. Now women will be more difficult to deal with because of the need to impregnate and fuck them (on your birthday), but make no mistake about it, this is exactly the kind of problem that Paul Ryan and I were created to solve. In parting, there's no such thing as rape.

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-10-24
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: President Romney here...hey, "Ron Richard", you ever think maybe your wife left you because you're a loser? Unlike me. And you ever think that maybe you lost your minimum-wage crap job because you're a loser? Unlike me. Guess what, sport, that's what it is all about. You're a loser and everyone in your life has figured it out. Wife and employer. Now, I know what you're thinking there in your little gentile pea-brain: "President Romney, please help me!", blah, blah, blah, on and on. Boo hoo! No dice, pal. Ask the other man (or should I say "brother man"!) for a handout. Hell, I'm probably the alpha-male sonofabitch that shipped your shit job overseas. Tough luck, asshole. Tell you what, champ, I'll give a little advice to you and all of the other 47 percenters out there: you want to stop being a loser? Get rich. You want to get rich? Stop being a loser. The moment that makes sense to you is the moment you become ONE OF US, the 1%. Until then, you're not fit to eat my waste!

Rating: n/a


Master of Darkness

2012-10-04
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: President Romney here, well...I'm not technically president yet, but I'm sure that most of you untermenschen saw me dismantle that nig...I mean President Obama last night, so we all know that I will be prez soon enough. What does that mean? For most of you parasites it means a stay in one of our new private-secor debtor prisons, that's what. Suck it, losers!

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-08-31
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: I'm going to give all of you deadbeat losers a free MBA: 1) tell people you have a plan their jobs, 2) fire most of them to save money, 3) funnel most of money to personal offshore accounts, 4) DO NOT pay taxes on said money, and 5) count your money while your three wives blow you. Class dismissed.

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-08-31
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Sorry, that first one should have read "..a plan to save their jobs". Funny, I know. I'm a little tipsy from the celebration (what the fuck was with Clint Eastwood, btw?) and I shouldn't be trusted ;) to type shit correctly! Incidentally, that "three wives" thing was just a joke; like several Mormons, I only have one wife and she sure as shit doesn't blow me anymore! Peace out, niggas (that one's for you, Barry)!

Rating: n/a


SpellCaster

2012-08-27
From: MITT ROMNEY
Comments: I used to have big problem. No one like me much because I always lying to people and make way too much money for normal losers to understand how awesome I be. My wife have two Cadillacs, you know! She everyday lady with everyday concerns like you trying to survive in country now ruled by black man Obama. His middle name Hussein! I think you know what that means!! Anyway, my problem as before was with pathological lying and being too good for common trash people that unfortunately are allowed to vote. Then a friend told me about Dr John Yi Yi and my problems disappear. Last time no one wanted to elect me president because of many unbelievable lies and because I leave dog on roof of car. Dog like it, honest! Now I have Dr John Yi Yi cast powerful spell to help me win nomination of party and it work! Dr John Yi Yi has the most powerful spells of all people I have know of, including leading sorcerers of Mormon Church of which I am a follower of often times. Yes, Dr John Yi Yi have spells so powerful it make Rick Perry seem dumb and make Ron Paul seem crazy and make Rick Santorum seem like religious nutjob. Spell worked like magic because IT IS MAGIC!! Now I run against black man Barack Obama for president to save our great country from death panels, sharia law, and the imposition of a communist-inspired centrally-planned economy. My opponent has powerful magic of his own, no doubt, which is how he got many Americans to vote for black Kenyan homo-lover in the first place but with the help of Dr John Yi Yi I am confident that many Americans will vote for me because of my improved lying and because they have finally realized that Obama is a black Muslim communist intent on destroying America. Do not delay, friends, if you have problem similar to my black guy problem or even a lesser problem like not being rich as fuck, please do not hesitate and EMAIL NOW: johnyiyi@rocketmail.com

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A Turma Da Monica

2012-07-21
From: Mitt Romney
Comments: Damn right, dude! Shit, my couch cushions make more money than that piece-of-shit every year just from the cash that falls out of my pockets! I am awesome, like all Mormons. Vote for me or you will be de-baptized and will burn in hellfire for eternity. Oh yeah, this game, like Brazil, stinks like donkey ass and sucks horse dong (like most Brazilian bitches).

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